Thursday, October 10, 2013

Welcome to the sunshine state

Welcome to Florida
Our citizens have concealed weapons.
If you kill someone, we will kill you back.
We have 149 jails, and 6 prisons.
Enjoy your stay!

I am so jealus. Here in European peninsula, the sign would be like:

Welcome to Europe...
The Dark peninsula.
Our citizens is forbiden to have weapons.
If you kill someone, your crime will be unpunished.
We have 8295877 corrupted judges, 32532 non-goverment organizations that will help you
and 233535279 laweyrs that will get you out from prison.
Enjoy your stay, get the money and run

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